squif

An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.

Bro are you squif

by Consideryourselfshanked July 14, 2019

squirff

A squirff occurs when a male passes gas and the fart gets stuck between his scrotum and groin area. The pocket of air eventually finds it's way into the open air and transforms from a fart into a squirf. They smell similar to a fart but with a hint of vinager.

"Man, that squirff tickled when it squeezed between my scrotum. Pass me another beer would ya?"

by Travis Dean December 1, 2007

Squirf

Marching band peoples who band together to unite all squirf people in their community.

Calling all squirfs, calling all squirfs. Join the squirf union as we will do things!

by bo-jack September 5, 2009

squifffle

Squifffle with three F's has multiple meanings like swears

"What the squifffle"
"i look so squifffle today"
also can be used as a name.

by Kayler grayler January 27, 2022

Squife

An anthropomorphic squirrel's wife

Anthony the squirrel has been married to his squife for 10 years.

by Vitado January 5, 2019

SquidFuck

When you eat a girls puss puss after eating seafood. Usually because you’d rather have your breath smell like vagina than fish.

“Dude that fish I ate made my breath smell so I ate her pussy out before I kissed her to wash my mouth. It was a true SquidFuck moment”

by Lil Doorknob April 16, 2020

squeff

a person that goes around smelling bicycle seats

Since when have become a squeff?

by TR5PI May 4, 2020