Desk squeezer 

Where you shit your pants and jump as high as you can landing your ass on your desk.

Did you see Christina do a desk squeezer? Shit was everywhere!

Desk squeezer by Randirt February 9, 2018

crystal squeezer 

a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".

Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.

crystal squeezer by klar June 24, 2007

Lemon Squeezer 

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

Lemon Squeezer by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

Mop squeezer

A Queen in a deck of cards.

"When I was playing Cribbage I had all four mop squeezers in my hand"

Mop squeezer by Hyuhlkjahdefndfj November 23, 2009

corn squeezer 

Some fuckin moron that doesn't know his ass from his head.

That corn squeezer can't drive worth a damn!

corn squeezer by gus grumpy August 22, 2008

Orange Squeezer 

Placing a balled fist forcibly behind someone's knee and then pushing the calf towards the thigh so it squeezes the hand and greatly annoys and frustrates the recipient.

Rob gave Joanna an orange squeezer and made her cry while she laughed at the same time.

Orange Squeezer by Coatesai January 10, 2012

Ebenezer squeezer 

The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner

Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer

Ebenezer squeezer by Weebster’s dictionary November 3, 2020