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Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).
Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
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Squatch

That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!
by Watchjonbeep May 9, 2018
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Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.
Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.
by Zanninu April 15, 2024
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Squatching

When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.
Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)
by Lexatron101 December 5, 2019
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Squatch

When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.
Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch
by Thoughtsofadame May 2, 2020
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Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024
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Squatch-Blossom

For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.

A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.

I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.

So Squatch-Blossom

A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
I love my Squatch-Blossom!
by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025
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