Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

Grip the Squatch by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016

Oregon half-squatch 

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits

dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.

Oregon half-squatch by willowplaystheage December 11, 2018

crotch-squatch 

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.

omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

crotch-squatch by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009

stomp squatch 

a filthy sasquatch. typically a female.

god, i want to thrash that stomp squatch. she's such a dirty whore.

stomp squatch by princess mountainhammer October 15, 2007

Scubba-Squatch 

A Sasquatch that tends to make its home in aquatic locations. This type of Sasquatch can most likely be found in the midwest but also along the East Coast and sometimes even wandering into public pool areas. The Scubba-Squatch tends to make dams like beavers but much larger because of its massive size and strength. The Scubba-Squatch is the most deadly of all aquatic Sasquatch.

Get off my diving board you damn Scubba-Squatch!

Scubba-Squatch by dudepics123go December 15, 2012

Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

Mongo-squatch by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

thunder squatch 

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.

Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!

thunder squatch by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014