spongebob squarepants

A naive little yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple, loves to work and whose best friend is a braincell-deprived starfish named Patrick.

Cartoons are my religion and Spongebob is my priest.

by KrabbyPatty June 14, 2005

Bradley square

A destroyed convoy of Western equipment from the 2023 Ukrainian Zaporizhia offensive, consisting of a Leopard 2A6 and multiple Bradley IFVs arranged in a little square. Infamous for being one of the first moments of large scale NATO equipment losses in Ukraine.

"Hey, did you see that video of Bradley square last night?"
"Yeah, it's wild how the khokhols drove and extra 4 bradleys into the pileup. lol"

by online_pseudonym June 13, 2023

Not Your Square

When someone is out of their usual style. Or when people attempt things that are not "them".

Zak: "Yo is that skinny jeans you got on?"
Ibby: "Yeah, they fit dumb good."
Zak: "Yo thats not your square."

by LilKetchup August 13, 2009

square family

Usually a group of highly popular 'Grebs' with a reputation for loyalty and willingness to protect any goth, punk, grep, etc. but mostly honour there own. known to hang out in town squares and are easily identifiable by a leader type and several friends, both male and female.

Chav: Yo, who dey?
Punk: That's the square family, ya dont wanna fuck wit them.

chav walks over actin buff... square family laugh and then proceed to beat him into a coma.

by MosherBunni January 9, 2008

Square Root Day

Square root day is a humorous holiday celebrated on dates where the day and the month are both the square root of the last two digits in the current year.

For example, the last square root day was March 3, 2009 (3/3/09), and the next square root day will be April 4, 2016 (4/4/16).

by xxhowwiexx March 3, 2009

square hole

A hole into which everything goes.

This is the square. Do you know which hole it goes into? That's right, it goes into the square hole!

This is the rectangle. Which hole does it go into? That's right, it goes into the square hole too!

*5 minutes later*

This is the truncated dodecahedron. Do you know which hole it goes into?

(pause)

That's right! It goes into the square hole too!

by ekolis February 26, 2021

freshwater square

Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.

"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."

by meadams April 18, 2009