Squatchy

To be hairy all over your body, including buttcrack, butthole, legs, underarms, neck, ears and crotch. Or to be sasquatch-esque.

That Cuban girl was so squatchy! She had hair sprouting out of her pants!

by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009

Squatching

The act of getting stoned while in the woods and then playing Hot Lava on fallen tree's.

" I cant wait for recess today so we can go squatching at the state park".

Steve totally ate it and broke his phone while we were squatching Tuesday.

"Evan went big today while we were squatching and totaly jacked his knee."

by Squatchers annoymus March 27, 2013

Squantch-Nugget

When the squantch or vagina juice hardens into a ball. Usually a douche is required to fix the problem.

Insult: You Squantch-Nugget!

by Tyler March 10, 2004

squatcha

abbreviation for an unusually hairy vagina. Shortened version of Sasquatch.

"Ever since I got off the birth control pill my squatcha has been enormously hairy!"

by Chinchinfoo April 26, 2010

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

squatch

n. - a leech, or a bum / vagrant. one who intrudes on others' resources.
v. - to steal (less common)

n. - "who was that squatch at riordan's party last night drinking all the beer?"

v. - "let's squatch that vodka"

by cov January 14, 2009

SQUATCH

The soft mound of flesh where the majority of pubic hair can be found. Typically found only on the human female.

1) That chic has got the hairiest Squatch i have ever seen.
2) That chic loves to be dick smacked on the Squatch.

by Just Todd... November 23, 2006