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spitting salt

Yelling at someone. Often used when someone is salty about something and is in an argument to take care of it.

If more intense, screaming, see "Vommiting Salt"
"As soon as i found out what he said i started spitting salt."
by THOMMZZ May 19, 2008
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spotting out

When you spot someone really attractive and make excuses to pass by them (multiple times) in hopes they might notice you.
I saw you walk past the same part of the caf today twice! Who are you spotting out?!

"Why does Katie keep leaving the table??
"Oh she just forgot napkins first, then she wanted coffee, and then she forgot a straw so she's left a few times."
"Ohhhhh C'mon, she doesn't really need those things, she's just spotting someone out."
by triiinket May 3, 2012
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Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
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spitting black

When you have alot of dip in your mouth and the spit is black because of all the juice
Dude when I put that chew in it had me spitting black.
by BIG TATER November 18, 2014
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Spitting Ass

(Invented by me, Miracle)

A phrase used to refer to someone who is talking so much shit.
Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!
by Spektz May 14, 2016
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spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
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