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punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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Sneck Punching

The Art of Punching someone in the Sneck.
Dude, i just got my degree in Sneck Punching from the Sneck Dojo of America.
by Gunars! December 21, 2009
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mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.
"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."
by Miya-chan June 11, 2018
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tongue punching the dirt star

pretty much what it sounds like

sticking your tongue deep into someones asshole (dirt star)
man, john sure tongue punched sally's dirt star last night, she was alking funny this morning
by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005
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punching the midget

a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times
Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget
by p0pt@rt April 30, 2009
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Emotional Punching Bag

When you let another person, typically the person you like/love, uses you to get rid of all their problems (anger, frustration, sadness etc.)
e.g: Mushu would like to be Luna’s emotional punching bag. Luna is going to accept this and have herself a super cool emotional punching bag 😬
by Luna’s Mushu September 28, 2019
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