cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

scrumpdiddlyumtious

A word that means "tasty" or "delicious." This word was made famous by the 1971 classic, "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory."

That ice cream is scrumpdiddlyumtious!

by Nolan Dean March 21, 2005

scrumpshack

a residence whose sole purpose
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.

Chuck and Mary were bangin all night at the scrumpshack.

by sweetbekka666 April 15, 2005

scrumpatilatilius

it means "I love you as a friend" or you can just make it a meme but you should say it to your friends

Hey Daniel and jayla! Scrumpatilatilius u goodnight!

by bxby.. things November 6, 2020

scrumptchkie

a sweet, yummy lovable person, that you love... used with affection.

You're my little scrumptchkie!

by sharih November 1, 2007

Scrumptious

Something that is bomb or hella dank. Daats wassup.

Daaaamn! My Babygirl Pookie is lookin' HELLA scrumptious.

by hiiyaimangela March 13, 2010

butt scrumping

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006