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Splankton

The art of fucking a penguin while jerking off to plankton from spongebob
Yo I went and tried splankton the other day, kinda hard to find a penguin
by Splankton101 November 22, 2016
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scranton

Titled ( Asshole/Armpit ) of the country. Lots of coal, stupid people, some decent restraunts and things to do. Some good things came out of scranton. Scranton is better than hazleton, glen lyon , tamaqua but far from good place to live.
Lets go to scranton and go to the stupid bar pool hall

Home of the steamtown mall
by lars February 24, 2005
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Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan

Especially large woman in an XS jersey with 3 or 4 teeth which are usually yellow in color!
Wow that Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan bought 3 tickets for tonights game and she's using all 3 seats!!
by Sens Fan April 28, 2005
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Skranktober

A long month starting 2 days prior to Memorial Day. It goes on for approximately 68 days. Within the month is one holiday that may take up the whole month or just a week, Skranktoberfest.
Oh man I can't wait for Skranktober to begin.
by Bob J. Dole June 11, 2008
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Scranton

A place you would think is fun and amazing because “the office” took place there, but it really isn’t. In fact, there is nothing to do there
“Hey, wanna go to Scranton”
“If it’s not parade day, what’s the point?”
by Squid Daddy May 16, 2018
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Scranton

The Paris of Northeastern Pennsylvania
Regional Manager of a paper and printer supply company: "People this is scranton, and Many people consider that to be the Paris of Northeastern Pennsylvania. And in Paris, it is rude for a woman to have less than four lovers."
by Harambe69 June 16, 2020
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Scranton

Scranton is not a piece of shit as everyone claims. Scranton is actually a beautiful city. It holds so much history that many residents lack knowledge of. What makes this city 'shitty', are the dirty, scummy, wanna-be ghettoes, and people who don't respect other people. Plus the people walking around thinking they are tough shit by stabbing, shooting, and killing other people. So if you think Scranton is shitty, you don't know enough about the city and you probably are the problem. Ty
Scranton isn't shitty, it's the people in it that make it that way.
by Scrantonbitch July 19, 2016
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