spouse

female of any description

this spouse had the most whippin funky grosm id ever mandated

by mobius November 7, 2006

spouse

is the opposite sex gender you married. to save time from trying to figure out if its husband or wife, you can just say spouse.

this is my beautiful spouse... this is my dashing spouse.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

work spouse

A concubine, a sugar daddy, a spouse other than your real wife or husband. Having an affair with the secretary is having an affair with the work spouse.

He left his wife for his work spouse

by elbautista October 24, 2013

spousenav

The old-fashioned way of navigating cross-country, with the spousal unit in the passenger seat, reading a map and watching street signs.

I'm too cheap to buy a satnav. Besides, who needs it? I've driven across entire continents with spousenav! And you can't have sex with a satnav.

by NomadUK April 23, 2009

spousebooking

Using facebook as the primary means of communicating with one's spouse by writing messages on eachother's facebook wall. Sometimes used even when both parties are present in the same house, both logged into facebook on separate computers.

Kate > Geoff's wall: can you get the laundry out of the dryer before you come upstairs?
Geoff > Kate's wall: sure, right after I finish this tournament on PokerStars.
Friend: there you go spousebooking again instead of having one of those old-fashioned, face-to-face conversations.

by det2cal2wgtn April 16, 2010

Spouseperger’s Syndrome

A disorder in which an individual suspects that their spouse suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome, when the supposedly suspicious behavior, while possibly annoying, is not characteristic of Asperger’s Syndrome.

“My husband never puts the silverware in the dishwasher the right way. I think he has Asperger’s!”
“That’s ridiculous. It sounds more like you have Spouseperger’s Syndrome.”

by Grumpipants December 8, 2012

Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!

"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"

by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014