House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife

I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse

by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023

Nepo spouse

Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.

Is Hillary still trying to run for President? She’s such a nepo spouse.

by Laila12345678 June 13, 2024