by JesusWasChristing June 27, 2024
Get the Spompt mug.Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!
Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!
Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024
Get the Spermpet mug.Noun. Plural, Spermpets, which refers to "a child", "infant", "baby", "kid", "children"; alt. "Crotchgoblin/s", because humans are the only mammals who keep their sperm as pets!
Jenna brought her spermpet to work today, he wouldn't stop squealing!
Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
Ugh. My cousin's spermpets are a bunch of spoilt brats...
by drfriendlysatanist December 30, 2024
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