Spoobing

Spooning with hand on boob.

"Johnny needs to get laid." "Nah, he just needs a good spoobing."

by Spoobinator December 22, 2009

Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!

"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"

by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012

Scooping Spoon Syndrome

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.

"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."

by AB Banana August 16, 2008

Spoonish

n. A person or thing which acts silly or or which makes silly mistake. a spoon

You are very spoonish/you are spoon

by Beltysquidgehowler June 23, 2018

spoobis

A dystopian society.

We live in a spoobis.

by S. Nacorda February 23, 2021

Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

by kingblingdong April 27, 2010

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010