Anti-spoiler 

The reveal of previously unknown aspects of a story, except what is "revealed" is misinformation.

Anti-spoilers are a form of anti-joke.

You: "Where are you in the series? Has Hermione been killed yet?"
Friend "Wft dude! I didn't know she dies."
Much later, friend discovers that Hermione actually lives.

. . .
Another example...

"Tyler made me think that the whole story took place inside of a dream, but apparently it was an anti-spoiler. Bastard!"

. . .

Pepper enough anti-spoilers into conversations and you'll no longer be at risk of accidentally spoiling something, because no one will know if they should take you seriously.

Anti-spoiler by Spiral Stardust April 26, 2019

market spoiler

One who outperforms his/her peers in any situation, in essence, making everyone else look bad. He/she can be the twat in class who always submits a thesis when asked to write a 2-page essay, or the person who turns up to a pot luck party with lobster bisque and crème brûlée while you bring a platter of Jell-o.

Also known as market spoiler

Man #1: My wife and I just came back from a romatic getaway to Paris, where I bought her the most over-priced piece of bag she could find. When we got back to the hotel, we made sweet love all night long with her on top, after which I gave her a 4-hour back and foot massage.

Man #2: Why do you have to be such a market spoiler?

market spoiler by harriette potter December 16, 2008

Cum-Spoiler 

When a guy is watching porn and just in the moment of ejaculation the video switches to a shot of the male porn actor's face, or the male porn actor pulls out to change positions without any warning such as a slow dissolve. Or any undesired shot that pops up just when you're cumming. Further examples: shots of the guy's ass hole while camera is underneith a doggy-style position, any shot where you can see the guy's ass hole or it's too close to the camera, or any shot where the female leaves the screen. They spoil your apex and make you want to start over in many cases.

You're better off watching POV if you're going to jack off, or you run the risk of catching a cum-spoiler right in the middle of your nut

Cum-Spoiler by Captain Beef Strogginoff November 16, 2010

Jewish Spoiler 

This word refers to the Jewish kid that always ruins Christmas for all the nice Catholic kids by telling them Santa isn't real in 1st grade

-What the fuck, John is such a jewish spoiler he ruined Christmas for my 8 year old brother
-What a dick

Jewish Spoiler by No needtoknow February 15, 2007

Chin Spoiler 

The art of ejaculating on a girls chin.

Dude! Last night was so sick, I gave this one slut a chin spoiler!

Chin Spoiler by RickBarbs July 6, 2008

schrodinger's spoiler 

A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.

Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.

Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.

Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.

schrodinger's spoiler by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020

sandusky spoiler

when a man stands in the center of a circle with women (usually) making up the perimeter of the circle. the man proceeds to stand in place and spin around as fast as he can and urinate on the perimeter of women.

I need a change of clothes, Ron just gave us girls a wicked Sandusky Spoiler.

sandusky spoiler by soggy bawlls July 29, 2011