Splutchee

When a person refuses to swallow a man’s cum, so you he pulls out at the last moment, blows the load on persons forehead and watches it drip off their nose.

Lily wanted to a spit the baby batter out, unfortunately Derek pull out and blew on her forehead, she Therefore experiences a Splutchee.

by Bin rat November 13, 2025

splunch

A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.

Weston splunched Dave in the forehead, pissing Dave off till his ears were red.

by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009

sputch

sputch: adj. to throw up in/on someones vagina whilst masterbating.

Boy X : Aww man I was so drunk last night, I the girl I took home ended up with a sputch.
Boy Y : Omg I can't believe u sputched that chick, she'll be fishing chunks out for days.

Girl A : If I had to be a lesbian I'd totally sputch everytime.
Girl B : Let's lez out then, I love hot puke on my cunny!

by gommeroids August 22, 2011

slutchy

1. a slutty bitch
2. a slushy, according to Miranda sings

1. oh my god Brittany, that girl over there is so slutchy
2. this slutchy tatstes so good!!

by cheese cracker August 11, 2015

Splitch

Sp-LIT-ch
When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.

"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."

by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015

Slutchat

The cool teacher/parents name for Snapchat.

Sydney get off of slutchat right now

by Death.by.fire March 4, 2018

Slutchy

Full of mud

“My shoes are slutchy”

by Kylmace January 4, 2019