spelunker

Someone who is prone to sticking his penis in other peoples caves.

damn that rush is a spelunker

by fx August 12, 2004

Ass Spelunker

Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.

"You ass spelunker! I'll kill you!

by The Masticator April 12, 2006

Splunger

A person who 'scrapes' into a conversation and then, through poor communication skills and bad jokes, completely kills the conversation. They splunge it.

ashleigh- my dog threw up yesterday
connor- yeah my dog ate the sick
kiera- i have a cat.
ashleigh- kiera, scrape out.
connor- omg kiera is such a Splunger.

by ConnorAshleigh April 9, 2009

Spunker

Loose woman, lots of sexual partners

The bloody spunker has has another victim, that's the 3rd boyfriend in 6 months.

by Incy78 February 25, 2020

Turd Spelunker

Derogatory term for those who participate in butt sex.

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.

by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009

Sphincter Spelunker

The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.

John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."

by k3r0s1n3 July 31, 2009

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012