Splong

To splong is to break the social rules, defined by a community.
This can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.

"He's splonging again! What a mediawhore! Let's kick him in the ass!"

by Ano Nymous February 16, 2008

splonch

The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.

"Dude do you have any more tissues?"

"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"

by Steeb May 7, 2013

Sploonge

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.

My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.

by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003

SPLONK

A linguistic device used in comic books. Here are some sound effect examples from Batman: Bam, Boom, Plop, Splat, Thwack, Zap

1. Splonk is an onomatopoeia.
2. Spiderman punched his lights out... Ka-POW! The bad guy fell over dead- SPLONK.

by Sundancer16 April 25, 2011

splongul

A pet-name for a penis. Most commonly used by parents too embarassed to say the word "penis" in front of their children.

"If you keep playing with your splongul it'll fall off."

by Mark BSAS June 24, 2008

Sploaner

A made-up word that Ben uses sometimes as an adjective

"Man, that guy is such a sploaner."

by JoeyWhoLikesPancakes March 17, 2013

Splounge

Lounging on a spread out fashion. Genius combination of the words splay and lounge.
To lay on a surface, normally a bed or couch, in a very spread out and chaotic way, usually the aftermath of some draining physical or emotional effort (or a long steamy shower).

He tended to splounge in bed with no care in the world while he talked on the phone. It was terrible.

by Afiador February 27, 2018