Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.

"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."

by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

splashation

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Splash The Glass

The act of masturbating in a peep booth and coming all over the glass partition that separates you from the naked girl.

Peep Booth Girl: "Hey fellas... c'mon in and splash the glass for me".
Other Peep Booth Girl: "Don't be shy. Lemme see you jack off and splash the glass".

by tmdoom June 1, 2015

Splashin

"Splashin" is referencing that something is "lit" or "awesome"

For instance if I go to the mall and see a really cool shirt id say, yo that shirt is splashin

Yo man those shoes are splashin

Yo man she splashin with that butt

by Bastony December 30, 2016

Sploopity Sploosh

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker

When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"

by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005