splorksht

it means nothing and everything

well the thing about that is...SPLORKSHT!

by UltimaTheSmitor April 25, 2004

ms.spork

dumb bitch named "Aly" of Japanese Anime:1 who makes up shit about her life to get attention and even goes so far as to e-date the pedo Lech

ms.spork: I just got back from an asylum!!!!

by 8th division captain March 1, 2008

Sporking

An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.

Jessica: Cool.

by quockmacs December 22, 2009

sporks

1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile

1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!

by wild_wolf_cub November 8, 2003

Sporkle

Awkwardness expressed in words.

Jez: You... you just fired a snot rocket out your nose...
*awkward silence*
Ju:.... Sporkle.

by Jez&Ju December 13, 2010

Spork

1.) the act of spooning while your erect penis is inserted. This involves no motion, just a one simple thrust and you are sporking.

2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.

3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.

I had a raging hard on but she didn't feel like boning...so I put it in and we just laid there and sporked.

by I am the Squid December 12, 2010

Sporkesucker

Pubes
An Organism That Enjoys The Act Of Smooching Another Organisms Of The Same Or Opposite Sex's Pubic Hair. Also Includes Animals

Tori: Hey Babe
Tami: Hey Sexy ;).
Tori: You Wana Suck My Pubes?
Tami: Oh Yea, Im Such A Sporkesucker.

by Lauren Miller March 15, 2008