sploof

A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.

"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."

by Nick Blake July 2, 2006

splaffe

A cross between a spliff and an ace. Coined October 26, 2006. Traditionally, the two lines of the aces a 70s US term for joints are parallel. Spliff's lines bend out from one another, in symmetrical formation. Splaffes, then, feature one line that is curved outward, the other, straight.

Term coined while woman was not in underwear.

spliff + ace joint = splaffe

by kuygvkufydbv November 7, 2008

Sploofe

To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.

Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.

by DrDreNWA December 24, 2006

Sploofing

Sucking Noodles throw a straw while hitting it from the back

Last night me and my girl went sploofing.

by Pineapplecow November 13, 2019

sploof

while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper

the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.

by BILL June 20, 2006

spliffy sploffy

The perfect word to describe a joint. It was originally used by a few boys in Toronto.

Yo BUD, you're thaaaaa worst, roll up another spliffy sploffy.

by GUYGUYGUY June 28, 2007

sploof

Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!

"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"

by Pass the sploof October 30, 2019