Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.

Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!

by Notkyle August 2, 2009

slashington

to take a leak, usually after the consumption of alcohol in a pub, bar, club.

i`ll be back in a minute, im gonna chuck a slashington in the corner where no one can see me.

by Designated K.E.G. January 5, 2008

splitting dark oak

The act of having sex with a black chick.

man I was splitting dark oak last night!

by george January 20, 2005

Spliffing

A mixture between spiffing and spliff.
Something that gives the same effect of having smoked a spliff. Also referring to a person who is smoking a spliff, they are said to be spliffing (smoking a spliff).

Where's John?
Oh, he's spliffing in the alley.

Woah, that rollercoaster was spliffing!

by MissTerious September 28, 2009

Splitting Whiskers

Female urination.

Excuse me, I have to go split whiskers.

by Martina January 3, 2003

splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.

Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.

by Scooberto May 29, 2019