toothpick spliff

n.

A term derived from an MC Chris song, a toothpick spliff is a joint wrapped so tight that the smoker can pick their teeth with it (like a toothpick). A person who smokes said toothpick spliffs is usually froogle with their doobie.

Yo, don't invite Chris over, he's too stingy with his weed; I give him blunts, but all he passes me are toothpick spliffs.

by Ryan M. April 3, 2005

Spliff politics

The process of deciding who will be the next person to toke on a spliff - certain rules sometimes apply such as 'roler's privelages' in which the person who roled the spliff gets to smoke it first, even if it isn't his or her weed. Sometimes when someone is really desperate they will start some bullshit conversation with the person who has the spliff to try and get them to pass it to them next. It can be a race against time!

Jon says: After you on that mate!
Nick says: Oi! Rolers privelages thanks!
Jon says: Ahhh spliff politics! Ok after you then Nick.
Nick says: You got it

by ZiggyZagg May 22, 2007

Spliff O'Clock

When it's time to roll a spliff aned smoke it.

Right, it's Spliff O'Clock

by Lukey Dread Boy December 25, 2008

spiffy mints

n. (pronouciation: spifee mihnts) Mints that are considered spiffy, usually Myntz! brand.

Any mints that are placed in a Myntz! brand box OR are in possession of Koko Notakii, creator of Spiffy Mints, are immediately considered Spiffy Mints.

It can also be used as an exclamation.

Koko: Want a spiffy mint?
Mintless Person: Sure!

OR...

Koko: I like goldfish.
Random Follower of the Mint: SPIFFY MINTS!

by hellointerloper May 22, 2006

splifferific

A reference to spliffs. An adjective describing a time or event that involves spliffs.

"Last night was splifferific! I don't remember a thing!"

"Dude the RHCP concert was totally splifferific, there was smoke everywhere!"

by Tab213 December 9, 2008

Spliffigami

1 (noun): an ornately rolled marijuana cigarette, often resembling a flower but takes many forms, typically including multiple layers of paper
2 (verb): the art of rolling an ornate marijuana cigarette

Spliffigamist, Splifferd, Tulip Joint

Subject 1: "Man, that is some insane spliffigami! Is that a bicycle?"
Subject 2: "Yeah, this took about a minute."
Subject 1: "I really like the tassels on the handlebars. Very nice, let's light this baby up!"

by Cornelius Brockelhorn November 10, 2009

spliffa

A nickname for the sickest lad out, will make you laugh so hard you sometimes shit yourself, easy on the eyes to the ladies , can get any girl he wants if he tries, everyone wants to be him he's just a top cunt

Fuck spliffa is a mad dawg

by Creambar April 4, 2016