spiffer

An adjective used to describe a dirtball who's all dressed up. A combination of spiffy and dapper.

"Dude, you look so spiffer tonight!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

spiff

1. Verb: To dress up, especially stylishly.
2. Interjection: Exclamation similar to nifty or cool.
3. Proper Noun: Part of the name of Spaceman Spiff one of the many alter-egos of the ever-awesome Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes.
4. Adjective: spiffy. Again, similar to nifty
5. Noun: spiffy. A cool, especially shiny, object.

Other variations include:
-Spiff-tastic (Adjective and interjection, combination of words spiff and fantastic
-Spiffmeister (Noun or title, one who is spiffy)
-Spiffify (verb, to make spiffy)
-Spiffig (adjective, English with German adjective suffix)
-Muy Spiffendo (Interjection, Spanglish)
-Spiffiness (Abstract noun, similar to "love" or "joy")

..and others.

1. You're all spiffed up today."
2. You won the contest? Spiff!
3. Spaceman Spiff, over and out.
4. That's a spiffy song.
5. Look at my spiffy! It's shiny!

-Wow! Spifftastic!
-You can just feel the spiffiness.
-I need to spiffify my outfit.

by Lady Chevalier April 9, 2004

spiffy mints

n. (pronouciation: spifee mihnts) Mints that are considered spiffy, usually Myntz! brand.

Any mints that are placed in a Myntz! brand box OR are in possession of Koko Notakii, creator of Spiffy Mints, are immediately considered Spiffy Mints.

It can also be used as an exclamation.

Koko: Want a spiffy mint?
Mintless Person: Sure!

OR...

Koko: I like goldfish.
Random Follower of the Mint: SPIFFY MINTS!

by hellointerloper May 22, 2006

spiffy pop

Spiffy-pop; Regarding equity’s such as Stocks, a spiffy pop is when your original purchase price is gained in a single day.

I.e. you bought TSLA for $50/share and it goes up $50 in a single day usually in the distant future. Previous Close; $755. Current Price $806. So your gain is a spiffy pop.

by Trentism January 7, 2021

Spiffwai

Originated in the ancient civilizations of Madagascar, Spiffwai is the collective term of a group of individuals bent on New World Order consisting of the members as supreme rulers.

Spiffwai will someday take over the earth.

Resistance of Spiffwai is futile.

by Lugia September 26, 2004

SpiffLee

Being Spiffy & Fresh, Being Fly Every Second. You Are Fresh all the time and anytime No matter what the Occasion is , It's Mando for You to be Fresh because Your Just Always Fresh. Your Fly, today , tomorrow & the Next Day etc. You Just stay Fly & Fresh, That's your Hobbie.

Peter: Yo He Has Like Every pair of Jay's that came out , He's Wavy bro.

Kareem: Na son , He's SpiffLee.

by New Superior January 25, 2010

Spiflicate

1. To deal with someone violently and thoroughly, causing irreversable damage.

2. Used as an empty threat for children.

1.
Person 1: "Yo mang, I'm gunna pull you's vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem."
Person 2: "Try it and I'll spiflicate you."
Person 3: "Ooooooooh!!!"

2.
Looking back on her childhood, Billy-Jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised 'spiflication' at the hands of her stepfather.

by Paul Ensom October 9, 2005