splorgasm

when a male enters foreplay and is exploring a woman's body but before intercourse is actually taken the male busts nut, causing the sex to not happen and the woman to zip up and leave. It is very unattractive.

Dude, you need Viagra to keep from getting those splorgasms.

by Deeanna March 7, 2008

scorgasm

when someone gets WAYYYYY too overexcited for a goal they have scored on fifa and they end up spunking on their xbox controller so that the buttons get stuck

Person 1; OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Person 2; whoa what the hell man?!
Person 1; I think i just jizzed over that.
Person 2; NOT ON MY FUCKING CONTROLLER AGAIN?!
Person 1; ooops?
Person 2; dont worry ill lick it off
Person 1; nice one
Person 2; wow, that was some scorgasm!!!!!

by fajjjjj December 23, 2010

Shoegasm

SHOEGASM:
A female orgasm brought on by multiple purchases of high end designer shoes at an incredible discount.

A hip fashionista finds a pair of the current season Gucci stilettos for 95% off and starts to pant. Her forehead flushes with a sheen of perspiration as she finds a second pair for the same incredibly low price. She let's out an uncontrollable low moan. Then, as if by magic, she locates a third pair and uncontrollably starts to shake, shimmy, and shudder. All of a sudden her knees start knocking and steam jets out from her ears. By now she's writhing with pleasurable abandon over her good fortune in obtaining the hottest three pairs of shoes on the planet. She then has an explosive Shoegasm when her credit card completes the transaction!

Being a modern kind of girl, she staggers back to the fitting sofa for three more pairs and another Shoegasm!

by Wholelottasole December 7, 2012

Shorgasm

When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.

Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.

by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009

shorgasm

The sensation created by just the right amount of wasabi with your sushi. Word origin: sushi + orgasm = shorgasm

"Oh yesssssssss! I just had a shorgasm with my last piece of sushi."

by graysocksgirl December 23, 2004

showgasmic

A movie, show, or other type of production that is so good that you practically have an orgasm.

"Chicago" was so showgasmic! I think I was just devirginized by a movie!

by Amy March 31, 2003

shoregasm

An orgasm when your lying down right were the tide comes in. The tide going in and out makes you horny causing a shoregasm.

He got a wicked shoregasm when high tide rolled in.

by scarletblade April 27, 2010