spermadol

A medication to cure the not tonight I've got a headache curse

Darling what is that white powder on your manhood?
It's okay love its Spermadol so your not tonight headache will be no more !!!

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

Spermatozoon

The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.

I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.

by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018

Spermanny

GAy retard nigga minecrafter

you a nigga like spermanny

by ProffesionalKillerOfNIggers October 24, 2018

spermanent

What da gal's parents in a shotgun wedding try to ensure dat da "loose with his zipper" dude's marriage to their daughter is gonna be.

Da singers in Da Yoopers' songs "Three Months Late" and "Da Couch Dat Burps" speak of a spermanent marriage of a young couple dat was prompted by da gal's missing several of her periods following a night of drunken "fun times".

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Sperman

-A combination of Spanish and German.

My German friend has moved to Guatemala, but he doesn't know English that well so he speaks in Sperman.

by HolaNino68 March 18, 2021

spermanent markers

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

spermatoma

A pool of sperm between the layers of the vagina or anus.

He pounded so hard he gave her/him a spermatoma.

by kittypurry October 16, 2022