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spermatozoid

A term used to describe someone who acts like a spermatozoa cell: being narrow minded and focused on one thing at a time, often failing to even achieve that.
This guy didn’t even pay attention to his surroundings while he was driving, what a spermatozoid!“
by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024
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Spermaphobe

1: A person who fears or hates sperm and things related to it

2: Like a germaphobe, but scared of being contaminated with or contaminating others with sperm, they might wash their hands/body excessively after they have come in contact with others or their own sperm to avoid contamination and avoid touching any objects
1: "Yesterday a guy blew up a sperm donor center, these damn spermaphobes"

2: "Because of her spermaphobia she showers for hours every time after coming into contact with any sperm"
by Not-a-Femboy July 19, 2024
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spermadogs

when u go doggy style ON UR FUCKING DAWGS
Hey stop it u aint doin this!
WOOF WOOF
Quiet spermadogs
by Wilkowilkoelpro June 6, 2024
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Spermatozoa

My artist name :))
(and cum)
“Hey have you listened to the new spermatozoa album?”
fuck you.”
by spermatozoa September 25, 2025
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