by qwerty hub August 6, 2020
Get the you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed mug.When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011
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When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009
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by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
Get the speed farting mug.A speed hold is when someone on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) talks to someone who might not be on speed. The speed user will talk about random stuff they saw on television or read on the internet or sometimes chemistry and mathematics and more. Maybe talking about cartoons.
Tyler: Did you see the Simpsons episode where Carl goes searching for his roots and ancestry? *continues to talk.
Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!
Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!
by CognitiveFuel April 9, 2023
Get the Speed hold mug.A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.
by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023
Get the High Speed White Wash mug.Person 1 - Person 2 / You wanna go rob that nigga over there he's fat he'll never catch up
Person 2 - Person 1 / nah he probably got FAT NIGGA SPEED
Person 2 - Person 1 / nah he probably got FAT NIGGA SPEED
by WeirdFkinDefs August 31, 2017
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