A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
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Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake .
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A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements
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1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
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When the temperature is so hot that a male would require a spatula to separate his testicles from the inside of his leg.
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