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Sirit

I wish i could be a Sirit
by Imhetero November 20, 2019
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A Solitaire Shuffle

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'
by Ipcress March 7, 2016
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Solitary Confinement

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?
AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?
by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020
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Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.
There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.
by Hodeesen December 13, 2010
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Solitaire

1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker
I have to go play solitaire now...
by Katie March 30, 2004
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skrittles

skrittles.
by yup457 December 14, 2009
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Sofrito

A Midtown Manhattan restaurant featuring Puerto Rican cuisine. The restaurant is very popular in the nyc area.
Carl and Jerome are at Sofrito on any given weekend eating empanadas and having sangrias, it must be really good.
by David Write December 3, 2010
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