Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.

- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

by remboi June 18, 2018

call the judge and get some fudge

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.

Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

by maagik January 13, 2019

some loot

referring to something (or someone) that sucks, similar to that's an L

this math class is some fucking loot

man lets take a shortcut, the traffic ahead is some loot

by Mr GameCube May 27, 2019

catch some z's

to sleep (the zzz in the word bubble over sleepers heads in comics).

I'm going to catch some z's before I go to work.

by J. C. Brooks December 6, 2004

Drop some friends off at the pool

To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.

Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.

by IshotTheSheriffbutNotTheDeputy January 13, 2009

go touch some grass

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

by Max Frampton December 13, 2021

Give Me Some Fresh

Also referred to as an upside down fist bump, Fresh is popular amongst college students as a means of communicating one's intent to fuck shit up. In order to administer fresh, one must either turn their right fists 180 degrees clockwise or their left fists 180 degrees counterclockwise and proceed to fist bump another who has freshed their fists up. Started by the wrecking crew (AP,AP,LR) from Dirty Burge Residence Hall of the University of Iowa, Fresh has locally become one of the most renown symbols thrown around at parties, most notably at keggers.

Yo, you getting wasted tonight?
Hell yea dude, give some fresh! (proceed to upside down fist bump)

Hey man, did you bang that chick in her b-hole last night?
For sure brotha, she came till she went dry!!!!!
Aw shit man. That chick was a straight 10, give me some fresh! (proceed to upside down fist bump)

by Little Buddha September 30, 2012