salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Salmon Tail

The act of slapping the inner thighs of another person rapidly with one hand, imitating the motion of a salmon's tail swimming up-stream.

"I was standing at the bar, sipping my drink, keeping my cool, when I suddenly got salmon-tailed and was no longer able to maintain a stoic composure."

"There is nothing that breaks the ice better than giving a salmon tail"

by joojy-poojy June 8, 2012

Solo Bacon Battle

When you can't find a friend for a regular Bacon Battle you can still play by yourself. This version is very simple. You must go back to a lady's house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. The beauty of the Solo Bacon Battle is that it's not limited to bacon. You are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. Just make sure you don't get caught!

Ben was busy last night, so Bill did a Solo Bacon Battle. He completely emptied out Mary's fridge. Now she has no food.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Solobad

(V.) The act of describing someone who does something wrong by using the word "Solobad".

(N.) A person must fail so hard and is unable to succeed at anything to achieve the title Solobad.

Ex. 1:

Gary: Bob I just lost the game :(!
Bob: OMG Gary!!! Your so Solobad!

Ex. 2:

John: I can't do anything right, I keep losing all my matches!
Kenny: OMG YOU ARE SOLOBAD!

by The man who is very Solobad! May 21, 2013

Solobrate

The act of dancing in your living room while a musician or DJ performs on a live stream in the social distancing era.

Shortkut's set was so dope, I had to solobrate with my cat in my kitchen.

by Cage and Aquarium March 31, 2020

solo louies

People who only stan louis tomlinson out of every one direction member. Usually very nice but if you see someone insult louis be careful they became scary. VERY creative.

“solo louies supremacy”

“here comes the solo louies”

by fatasslou April 21, 2021