by mathteach77 April 9, 2006

by Jakeisgiaco September 24, 2003

Title of a hard-hitting, original crime novel by Penn Jillette (the louder, bigger half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller), containing raw, realistic imagery that remains burned in one's mind long after mere disturbing dreams have been forgotten.
by Rachaelle July 22, 2004

1. A garment worn on the foot.
2. A temporary device for contraceptive purposes.
3. someting u use if you want to keeep your bed clean.
2. A temporary device for contraceptive purposes.
3. someting u use if you want to keeep your bed clean.
1. Mum , whares my sock.
2. No, use contraceptives
ok, ill use a sock
3. Mum, im using a sock, you dont have to clean the sheets.
2. No, use contraceptives
ok, ill use a sock
3. Mum, im using a sock, you dont have to clean the sheets.
by captain will October 29, 2005

Hey hoe, sock me.
Rick "wow, nicco and jake are gross."
Alfredo "why's that?"
Rick "they always sock each other."
Alfredo " that's pretty gay."
Rick "wow, nicco and jake are gross."
Alfredo "why's that?"
Rick "they always sock each other."
Alfredo " that's pretty gay."
by Afeo July 16, 2010

Or to be socked. The act of surprising unsuspecting prey by suddenly appearing wearing a sock to covers one's genitalia. The act of socking is restricted to males only. It is especially effective when used to wake a sleeping victim.
Person 1: I totally socked that girl this morning.
Person 2: She'll have socking flashbacks for a year.
Person 2: She'll have socking flashbacks for a year.
by emo defines February 4, 2010

Those are ugly designed socks.
by Da Hoodsta Balla August 26, 2005
