sockpuppet

The true idenity of the girlfriend a message board poster says he has, when it is unlikely that this poster could ever score one.

He said he couldnt post last night because he was out with his girlfriend, but we know he was just getting busy with sockpuppet.

by Lemiwinks31 July 27, 2009

sockpuppet

A person you wipe your jizz on after u jack off, or get jacked off.

Yeah i used that bitch as my sockpuppet!

by mofo April 1, 2003

sockpuppetosis

the coolest people on the earth.SOCKPUPPETOSIS They eat HAND puppets.
look up hand puppets. a sockpuppetosis is an extreme form of HANDPUPPETOSIS: the virus that makes your hand lack control. The virus takes control of your hand. It talks and is very silly. The virus has eerie human features. It has feelings and all that good stuff.

The Bitchery Man: OMG WHAT IS THAT SOCKPUPPET DOING IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tehcoolperson:Oh hai mr.bitchery,...... i just am eating all your money and food so you go bankrupt.

teh cool person, I got sockpuppetosis from your bitchery

by thecleverestbadkid April 18, 2009

Sockpuppet on Main

a slang term for outing your alternate account by making a post with it that was clearly intended to be from your main persona but you forgot to switch back first. See Horny on Main.

OMG! She went Sockpuppet on Main? Is there even an Urban Dictionary entry for that? (shameless plug)

by Paul Pinecone May 18, 2023

Suckpuppeter

Way to call a native american a uneducated retard

We really do hate suckpuppeters in this universe.

by Reflexiandeed December 10, 2022

suckpuppet

A word used to call native americans uneducated retards.

Get that stupid suckpuppet out of my life.

by Reflexiandeed December 10, 2022