A apparent eagles fan, who makes an abundant amount of noise when speaking. Similar to skip bayles, he's talks a lot but says a little, which is discredited by stats and facts.
Guy 1: Hey the eagles will win the Super Bowl and my fantasy team is good. Guy 2: dude you sound like sock
Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.
Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."
"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"