knob sobbed

to get your knob sobbed is to be the recipient of fellatio

Q:where were you bro ?
A:i was gettin' my knob sobbed by some chickenhead

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

sob story

The usually made-up tragic story that any drug addict/thief/hooker/bad person will tell you so you feel bad for them and will make you feel like it's not their fault that they are the way they are, or made the decisions that they made.

jenny: ugh suzy, look at you! you're fucked up on coke and it's 8 in the morning, and we're in spanish class!
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...

by Angelacia June 15, 2007

gokil sob

gokil is an indonesian slang for "very cool" or "very crazy", and sob is a short for "sobat" which means friend, mate, or bro.

idn: "filmnya gokil sob!"
eng: "the movie was so cool brah!"

by indo-gangsta April 29, 2008

literally sobbing

How you respond/comment to something extremely sad or funny when tears come to your eyes, but all you do is sit there staring at your screen and/or convulsing

'I'm literally sobbing rn'

by GirlwholovesFandomtoomuch February 28, 2017

El Sob

Abbreviation for El Sobrante, the unincorporated area north of El Cerrito and East of Richmond in California.

I live in El Sob.

I live in the Sob.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

Sob Kabob

A totally hott girl who loves to go out and party. Most recognizable by her skinny body and huge boobs, she is often called a stick with boobs. Sob Kabob may get overwhelmed at times, but guys are more than happy to buy her drinks, especially when they hear her boyfriend just broke up with her! Boys drool over Sob Kabob. She probably belongs in Hollywood.

Sob Kabob is totally the hottest girl at the bar.

by Jungle Giirl March 7, 2011