Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.

Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.

by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012

Soapy Columbus

When you poop in the shower.

Start taking a shower. Be too lazy to get out. Poop. This is known as a Soapy Columbus

by jaboc83 June 2, 2013

Soggy French Fry

A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.

Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!

James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…

Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.

Jimmy: *Pukes*

by DrNick777 February 19, 2015

Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

Soggy Flickers

A set of really saggy tits.

Big Kath sure has some soggy flickers!

by Cricufrenfry October 18, 2018

Soggy Swirly

Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.

"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."

by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019

Soggy pombear

When someone slobbers over a crisp (especially a pombear) and it becomes a gross mush.

Oh man Jude’s just slobbered all over and now he’s got a soggy pombear

by Okaybutwhy July 12, 2019