soder

Sobriety from soda/pop

Girl 1: GIRRLLLLL you look great how did you lose all that weight!?
Girl 2: Easy girl! I am 30 days soder!.... oh and I also took up bulimia

by BMcB April 9, 2011

spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

saderal

Funerals aren't fun they are sad

That sucks that you have to go to a saderal

by Tboner09 February 28, 2017

hot solder

The excess spit that accumulates while chewing tobacco and is spit by the chewer.

Chewer: (Spits from above) "Watch out hot solder!"

Bystander: Oh man...right in my eye.

by Nizzice December 3, 2007

Steven Soderbergh

an American film producer, screenwriter, cinematographer, editor, and an Academy Award-winning film director. Also, a software developer for Vertex business services in Seattle office

Hey, Steven Soderbergh - how do I test this CR ?

by mikie123 October 7, 2009

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

toad soaker

An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.

The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.

by P.J. Pumpernickle June 17, 2012