Sofa swag

The coins found down the side of the sofa

I found a massive amount of sofa swag while doing the cleaning

by StrictlyHerbal October 21, 2019

sofa bed

n. A shitty couch combined with a shitty bed.

I woke up with a horrible back ache after sleeping on the sofa bed.

by Honest Assesment November 21, 2013

sofa hooks

hooks used to hold a sectional sofa together. used to denote wealth.

Check out that Ferrari. i bet his sofa has hooks.

I'm to poor to have a sofa with hooks.

Moving up, i've got sofa hooks now.

by IrX May 19, 2008

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

Sofa King

Another way to say 'so fucking'.
Or, just a really cool display name on myspace.

ie: Sofa King Cool

Ashley: hey, look at that Brad's the Sofa king.

Brad: No dipshit. Think about it.

by asdfghjk21sofaking September 30, 2009

sofa city

noun:1) Where you go when you are forced to sleep on the sofa.
2)Where you go when no bed is available for the night.
3) Where you sleep when wife refuses sex.

1)"I'm sick of your shit, it's sofa city for you!"
2)"Too many folks in here, guess its sofa city for me!
3)That bitch sentme to sofa city last night!"

by Dallasnurse February 2, 2009

Sofa Cobra

Like her male counterpart, the Poodle Faker, a Sofa Cobra is a seemingly sweet, malleable, concercerned, considerate and utterly loveable female who, beneath the saccharine veneer, is a conniving, avaricious, greedy, wicked little kick-starting cunt.

Erik thought he'd found the girl of his dreams, but after she cleaned out his bank account, he realized that she was a Sofa Cobra.

Myrna? She seems real sweet, but she's just a Sofa Cobra. Watch out or she'll eat you alive and use your guts for garters.

by Winter Morgan April 27, 2010