Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009

Snurgle

Anyone, but typically a teenager, who eats desserts and comfort foods down to the last couple of bites (the snurgle) and leaves the almost empty containers in the fridge or freezer.

So much for ice cream for dessert, the Snurgle has eaten all three quarts down the the snurgle.

by DBLambert January 22, 2016

Give me snurgles

Keegan, will you marry me? I really fucking love you and i want you to be mine forever. Also give me snurgles... forever

Give me snurgles keegan, goshdammit.

by Daddy.aka.hailey January 6, 2018

snurgle

To hug or cuddle an entity with an excess of energy and lovingness; An overzealous snuggle.

The small child snurgled her kitty.

by SKWRL August 8, 2006

snurgle

A teenager, usually female, of impressive stature and given to eating anything and everything in the fridge down to the last bite or few bites.

That dratted Snurgle left one spoonful of ice cream out of three quarts!

by DBLambert January 6, 2016

snurgle

A Teenager who habitually eats any and all sweets, deserts, and other comfort foods down to the last few bites, which are left in the bottom of the container.

That Snurgle left one little spoonful of ice cream in the whole carton.

by DBLambert January 7, 2016

Slurple

It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.

In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.

by Polish Pawel November 15, 2004