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Snot Wad 

Typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is ejaculated all over the giver's nose and nostril area. The end result is this gooey semen resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal passages.
Sandy was giving Robert head in the back bedroom at the party. He blew a huge Snot Wad and she ran from the room looking for a tissue.
Snot Wad by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
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snot bear 

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.
See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"
snot bear by tmon May 7, 2007

Snot Boogie 

Nickname for Tom Brady.
Snot Boogie now plays for the Buccaneers.
Snot Boogie by MommaYour September 8, 2022

Snot-faucet 

Snot-faucet describes a person suffering an inordinate amount of nasal drainage and discharge. Usually symptomatic of people suffering common head colds.

Used to describe the person suffering the malady or the nose itself.
@BizzyBee forgot her handkerchief this morning. And yet, her snot-faucet wouldn't let her forget it.
Snot-faucet by illig March 3, 2009

snot-o-gram 

snot-O-gram: a bitchy, critical memo with attitude.
Mr. B. sent out a snot-o-gram reminding all company smokers to get into the off-site smoking shed before lighting up, or else.
snot-o-gram by Jeff R. June 11, 2006

snot garage 

your nose or nostrils. the area where mucus & boogers are stored.
Hold on a second I need to clean my snot garage.
snot garage by Tim Oliver January 26, 2008