dutch snorting

During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.

When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.

by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010

sports bra

A marvelous invention allowing women to jog without shirts.

That young lady must feel so free in her sports bra.

by SarahShy May 13, 2009

Snotsicle

When the outside temperature is so low that all bodily fluids that leave the body freeze quickly. Therefore when mucus leaks from the nasal passage and freezes it forms a stalactite from the nostrils.

When Harry and Lloyd were driving to Aspen on a skooter without the necessary protective clothing for Aspens climate, snotsicles formed around their nostrils.

by Landros October 19, 2010

junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

oki snorter

when you ejaculate in a girls nose, and cover her mouth so she has to snort your sperm.

I gave a ho a oki snorter till she choked on my cum.

by GMike May 14, 2009

pink shorts

a nickname for the boy we all fall for at the beach... tan, toned abs, confident, & adventurous

he makes you dream about what you two could be, a perfect summer beach fling.. if you had the balls to approach him that is

Imagine watching this sunset with pink shorts 👀👌

by ur b1tch July 1, 2020

youtube shorts

a cringe piece of shit that has no purpose. it only wastes your time.

guy: broooo, i scrolled for one hour on youtube shorts today
guy 2: OMG UR BACK! ITS BEEN ONE YEAR!
guy: what?

by thepersonwhoisreal January 16, 2023