Snyphilis

A chronic condition including minding other people’s beeswax and being nosy

“Why is he so nosy? Does he have Snyphilis?”

by Lenny Frost May 8, 2023

Snyphillis

-- a cold or sinus infection or even an allergy attack that one has as a direct result of making out with someone else.

I've been blowing my nose constantly ever since I made out with Jeff. I think he gave me snyphillis!

by Goldielox9999 November 11, 2010

Sniffilis

Syphilis of the nose contracted when nose deep in an already infected sexual partner.

Daniel Tosh contracted sniffilis when he tried to see if Sweet Brown's brown smelled sweet.

by KwTc November 19, 2013

siphilization

The widely-STD-infected human race, largely starting in the 1970's with the increased popularity of "free love". Tends to ebb and flow in inverse proportion to the worldwide supply of natural rubber --- the more latex that's available for making condoms, the lower the syphilization, and vice-versa.

I hear that they're gonna be hoarding more of the available rubber for making tires this year, so I expect to see an uptick in the siphilization.

by QuacksO September 22, 2016

syphilisation

The act of turning someone or something into syphilis.

Syphilisation is typically unhealthy for a young man, therefore, safe sex is a necessary practice.

by Chameleon Confits November 25, 2016

Syphilis

The name an old lady calls her cat when she doesn't know what to call it.

Syphilis where are you?

by AthiestHatesGodSeverly.exe5547 July 19, 2018

sinihilism

Phenomenon of time and reality's surface rotating at the same speed: countable infinity.

Creates an ontology for sine waves.

Sinihilism creates sine waves by Vikaasian supersets

by zanderfin November 16, 2019