Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

Digital Snuggling

When two people use a video chat program while lying on their sides facing each other.

Variances: Digitally Snuggle
Past Tense: Snuggled Digitally

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship so we digitally snuggle.

Digital snuggling is one way I can be closer to my long distance boyfriend.

by impersnickety October 30, 2010

Smuggling Yo-yo's

The fatty tissue of a girl's cunt lips bulging around the seem line of her tight pants.

I saw Sarah at the mall today, her pants were so tight, it looked like she had been smuggling yo-yo's.

by Krimp February 12, 2009

smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.

On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!

by whatyousmuggling July 5, 2009

smuggling watermelons

A term used to describe someone that is pregnant, because of their engorged stomach.

Dude, that pregnant girl is so big it looks like she is smuggling watermelons.

by Fifi13 July 4, 2010

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

Bear Snagging

Bear Snagging is when two people take a sausage (colloquially known as a "Snag" in Australia) and insert it into the rectum of both parties, while they are both on all fours in the doggy positon and facing away from each other, with the arse cheeks against each other and 50% of the sausage in each person butthole. The idea is then, when the signal is given, to both start "bearing down" on the snag, the objective is to try and shit the snag into the other person butthole.

I was bear snagging my girlfriend last night and lost. Now I've got a sausage in my asshole

by Singlemumslayer420 November 15, 2021