fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.
Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?
An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.