by devin bon patel December 31, 2008
Get the snarf mug.The frothy saliva that comes from a dog's mouth. It usually can be transferred to other objects such as upholstered items that you want to keep clean.(We had four kids and several dogs including one that chewed up bricks. My kids made up the word snarf and everyone understood the meaning)
After chewing on a piece of a brick all day, the dog came into the house and snarfed the sofa.
There is dog snarf all over the patio.
There is dog snarf all over the patio.
by Grandma G August 19, 2007
Get the snarf mug.An advanced act of sexual prowess, where by a male receiving head, upon ejaculation tells a joke so moving that the felattio giver ejects the semen through the nostrils due to uncontrollable laughter.
1.Hey man, I totally got Becky to snarf last night by telling her a knock knock joke.
2. Yeah bitch! Snarf my twelve inches!
2. Yeah bitch! Snarf my twelve inches!
by Jack Conrad-Davies March 4, 2009
Get the Snarf mug.A homemade scarf, such that when children go to school they can tell their class what they are wearing is called a 'snarf' and the teacher will call their parents in for interviews to discuss speech therapy until the parents begin referring to homemade scarves as 'snarfs' also.
by Swarley December 9, 2008
Get the snarf mug.A rebuttal word used when someone is being ridiculous or nonsensical. A word only a retard like Thunda would understand.
by PurplePain December 28, 2004
Get the Snarf mug.by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 14, 2007
Get the Snarf mug.A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.
Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.
They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.
Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.
They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.
by Mr. Samoa Joe May 25, 2009
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