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Snabelmann

Snabelmann is the greatest superhero that has ever existed. Snabel is the nowegian word for Trunk (elephant trunk), but also means penis. He was raised in Bergen in Norway with an abusive mother. When he was 11 years old, he found a mask known as The Snabel Mask. When he putted it on he got superpowers and became a superhero. Through his journeys, he encounters many villians and enemies. Like the big overlord from hell Fettissen and his executer Snuseren, but also enemies from earth like the evil scientist Dr. R.U.S. He can power up his superpowers with the use of Sterk Snus (Norwegian word for Super Tobacco).
Uhm... Do u got any Sterk Snus? How old are u Snabelmann? Fuck...
by Fettissen November 27, 2021
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YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.
"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
by SirCook March 31, 2015
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Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.
I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.
by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019
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Traveling Salesman

After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?
Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.
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rgla snakeman

RGLA snakeman is the coolest!!!!
by socom addict May 19, 2004
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the kush salesman

the kush salesman is some shady looking guy in my town
by shum12345 July 27, 2010
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Travelling Vacuum salesman

When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.
So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.
by Captain Ben7 May 12, 2011
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