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Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.
Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."
by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008
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smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.
Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.
by Nyutan June 17, 2009
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Smuggle one over the border

Sorry I was late man, I had to smuggle one over the border real quick.
by ironlung95 July 28, 2010
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Jug Smuggler

A bra specifically used by well-endowed women with breasts large enough as to be classified as "jugs".
Boarder Patrol Guard 1: Ma'am, are you smuggling any illegal paraphernalia into the country?
Well Endowed Woman: Of course not officer. Why are you so suspicious?

Boarder Patrol Guard 2: Well, Ma'am, you ARE wearing your jug smuggler.

Well Endowed Woman: Oh! No, that's just for my large jugs. No paraphernalia.
by Chubbies4Life July 8, 2014
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peanut smuggler

Aroused and pokey nipples showing through tight clothing.
"Oooh look here comes Little Miss Perky the peanut smuggler".
by littlemissperky May 14, 2008
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peanut smuggler

by timmy February 17, 2003
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budgie smugglers

Any item of male bathing costume or underwear that encloses the wearer's genitalia in a manner that resembles the concealment of a budgerigar.
"Mate, I was shitting bricks. I think I need a clean pair of budgie smugglers."

The Prime Minister was relaxing on the beach in his budgie smugglers.
by penny-the-aussie May 21, 2008
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