ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

cock smudge

1. A smudge of the cock.
2. Smudged Semen.
3. Any substances from the cock being smudged.
4.Smudged chicken dookie.

hilarie, semen-smear, chicken-dropplings.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

Southpaw Smudge

when a person dose a 420 to something, and then puts a random fagot on it. then, while straightening it,
performs defenestration on it.

you really southpaw smudged that bully.

by erdfghjmk,kmnbgfvdrghnjgfrgh February 12, 2017

Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron

Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

by Millettr January 13, 2006

fudge smudge

the little browish tint on the tip of your dick after ass bangin your girlfriend/boyfriend

Man when I turned on the lite after ass bangin Karen last nite I had a massive fudge smudge!!!

by vinny125125 January 20, 2011