Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.

Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .

by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

rate my smoothy

This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.

Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10

by eddie21 February 3, 2010

smooth sailing

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.

"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"

by shortanstuff February 6, 2009

Cha Cha Real Smooth

To accomplish a task in a sleek manner.

Guy: *slips number into girls back pocket*

Also Guy: cha cha real smooth

by Definer Andy May 20, 2019

Smooth Operator

1. A person who can ease their way through things, typically using words. Also may be a player. It seems this person may have a way with words and always knows what to say.

2. They may also be cunning, wily, and might be willing to lie, cheat, or steal to get what they want.
You can refer to the song "Smooth Operator" by Sade, read the lyrics, and it may help you.

It has good and bad connotation, it all depends on how it's used.

1. Dang, that girl don't look it, but she is one smooth operator. She just got a date after a five minute conversation with him.

2. That man is a smooth operator, he just dumped a girl and has a date with two new ones.

by Kosha February 25, 2008

Smooth juice

A metaphorical liquid that turns a geek Cool for a limited period of time, often runs out at inconvenient times.

Ryan, you've run out of smooth juice

by Skerrettor Prime August 3, 2013